I think when GOD made me he might have been thinking about LUCY, beclase some times in my life

 I fall into the funnyest things . like years ago when i lived in TX ,we thought we would go camping . well i found poision oak or posion ivy

well i didnt want a flash light to go to the bathroom so i went in the dark . well i squatted down and p eed on posion oak or ivy

well thought the camping trip was cool about a week later i had broken out you know where , the sun dont shine and if you havent

guessed where i got the posion oak or ivy i'll kinda tell ya in the bush sota speak. well i went to my doctor and she walks in laughting

and she tells me the nurse told her what i sad was wrong she had to hear it from me well whats wrong she says i told her

we went camping and i found posion oak or ivy and i have it where the sun dont shine . she trys to say well lets see

so she did look you know where and she said yes your right , i said oh great now what? she gets the giggles and says

ive got good news and bad news , witch do you want first? dont matter . so she said the bad news is no s ex for 2 weeks and no panties

so i said oh great again, she said the good news is we can cure it . so she gave me meds for it . she walked out and i could hear her

laughting down the hall. ohly me this can happen to.